That's Not Gone Well

"someassemblyrequired" (someassemblyrequired) 08/24/2018 at 17:53 • Filed to: Bridge 1 Trucks 0

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Luckily the minty hardbody wasn’t up top. Apparently just happened on I-5 by Tacoma.

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > someassemblyrequired 08/24/2018 at 17:58

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Man, Zoidberg is gonna be crushed when he finds out his shipment was destroyed so close to home.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > someassemblyrequired 08/24/2018 at 18:06

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Calling that Nissan a “junk car” is HERESY

someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2018 at 18:08

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I was wondering how long it would take for someone to spot that.  Didn’t count on Mr. Toyota to be the one to catch it though.

blacktruck18 > someassemblyrequired 08/24/2018 at 18:12

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I5 just before Bridgeport

  mmmmmmmm ... $1 Chinese Food

Mid Engine > someassemblyrequired 08/24/2018 at 18:13

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Same spot the train derailed at last year, that part of I5 is got some fucked up mojo

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > blacktruck18 08/24/2018 at 18:22

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$2,600 ER bill

Spaceball-Two > blacktruck18 08/24/2018 at 18:25

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As if traffic through there wasn’t bad enough...

someassemblyrequired > blacktruck18 08/24/2018 at 18:30

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Oh yeah I forgot about that place, never tried it for some unknown reason. I always take 167 to go south so I can avoid traffic and see where Elon buys his factories:

someassemblyrequired > Mid Engine 08/24/2018 at 18:33

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Not quite, I think this is the spur that crosses into JBLM, a bit further north from where the train went off.

blacktruck18 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2018 at 18:42

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Only if you think rectal bleeding is a reason to go to the ER.

blacktruck18 > Spaceball-Two 08/24/2018 at 18:46

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It’s so bad there, especially on Fridays. I forgot it was Friday once and tried to go from exit 127 to exit 1 18 (Super Buffet in Dupont ) around 5:30 in the evening. It took almost an hour.

Totally worth it though.

blacktruck18 > someassemblyrequired 08/24/2018 at 18:54

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Unfortunately, I worked on Fort Lewis (exit 120) and lived in Spanaway (exit 125 or 127) it was a 12 m ile drive that on average took me 40ish minutes .

I have taken the targa top out of C4 Corvette and the T-tops out of a 4th gen Camaro sitting in stopped traffic on I5 northbound. 

ThePlasticOne - no diggities expressed nor implied. > someassemblyrequired 08/24/2018 at 18:54

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That’s not even a Hardbody, that’s a 720! AKA the Nissan Datsun (see vertical taillights) . Most of those have turned to dust.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > blacktruck18 08/24/2018 at 20:03

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Are you suuuuure you don’t want to move back?

T E R I Y A K I

someassemblyrequired > ThePlasticOne - no diggities expressed nor implied. 08/24/2018 at 20:25

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It is, I always called them that, but I guess that started with the subsequent generation. Yes they are certainly a rare sight - t hey’re usually rusty even in the Pacific NW - which is pretty much unpossible.

someassemblyrequired > blacktruck18 08/24/2018 at 20:28

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I used to live on Front St. in Issaquah, and I worked just north of 90 by Costco.

Morning commute: 5 mins

Afternoons: unknown, I’d just get halfway home, park and walk, then come back after supper

someassemblyrequired > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2018 at 20:28

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You get lost with your teriyaki talk.   I’ll make an exception if you FedEx me some Spicy Chicken from Japan Ginger in Issaquah.

blacktruck18 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2018 at 20:42

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I definitely want to move back.

But...

3 bed 2 bath 1600ish sq ft house in the area we would want to live if we move back to WA. $330,000

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1613-Palisade-Blvd_Dupont_WA_98327_M18628-84130?view=qv

3 bed 2 bath 1600ish sq ft house in the area we want to live in once we move to Indy. $217,000

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/12551-Saksons-Blvd_Fishers_IN_46038_M33796-14436?view=qv

Teriyaki, $1 Chinese food, fresh seafood and uhhhh , other things that can be purchased in WA but not IN almost make up for the cost of living but not quite.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > blacktruck18 08/24/2018 at 20:44

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Oh man, if you only knew what I sold my 1-bedroom house for...

ranwhenparked > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2018 at 20:46

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They really all just look like cheap used cars destined for some buy here/pay here lot, none of them are exactly junk per se. 

blacktruck18 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2018 at 21:01

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Your old place was a 1 bed? That could never work for us. I love my wife and she is an amazing person and I am pretty sure she feels the same about me butttt ... I am pretty sure we would kill each other without a little space.

Oh man, if you only knew what I sold my 1-bedroom house for...

I can only imagine, we did quite well when we sold our place in Tacoma and it was on the far outer edges of reasonable commute to Seattle.

blacktruck18 > someassemblyrequired 08/24/2018 at 21:03

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I could never live in Issaquah, Triple XXX Rootbeer floats and the diabeetus would kill me way too young. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > blacktruck18 08/24/2018 at 21:04

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Yeah more square feet has been goodly.

Here’s one on the wrong side of Broadway for sale in my old neck of the woods.

https://www.redfin.com/WA/Everett/1632-Fulton-St-98201/home/2688208?utm_source=android_share&utm_medium=share&utm_nooverride=1&utm_content=link

blacktruck18 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/24/2018 at 21:20

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That is ridiculous, in the town we are in now that is I am so rich I live on the golf course money.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/1508-Baltusrol-Dr_Marion_IL_62959_M73677-76704?view=qv

If we spent that much in Indy we could be in full-blown brand new McMansion territory.

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/The-2800_The-Enclave-at-Vermillion_10549-Vermillion-Dr_Fishers_IN_46040_P413960883493?view=qv

Spaceball-Two > blacktruck18 08/24/2018 at 21:28

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When I’m passing through on my way to Ocean Shores on Friday and I’ve been sitting for 3 hours I’ll be cursing you!

blacktruck18 > Spaceball-Two 08/24/2018 at 21:35

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You can’t curse me I moved, I am one less asshole stuck on I5.

What time are you planning on leaving?

Spaceball-Two > blacktruck18 08/24/2018 at 21:47

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After work so 5-ish. It’ll be a shit show

someassemblyrequired > blacktruck18 08/24/2018 at 21:57

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LOL, the root beer floats are the only reason to go there.   Noodle Boat and Flying Pie are soooo much better.

blacktruck18 > Spaceball-Two 08/24/2018 at 22:00

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That’s perfect, you’ll be in Ocean Shores just in time for breakfast Saturday.

Actually, it might not be that bad around JBLM. Most of the military and civilians will probably have a 4 day weekend. Which means you’ll make it to $1 Chinese Food around  dinner time. YOU WIN!!!

Tohru > ThePlasticOne - no diggities expressed nor implied. 09/02/2018 at 16:45

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I still had one until this spring. Maybe the last one in Wisconsin, but still...

Was in the middle of a KA24 swap, but lost storage and had to sell her. S old it to a guy that wanted to RB26 swap it.